Top 10 Unusual Prisons


Going to prison’s kinda like playing the
lottery. Rob a 7-11 in one city and you’ll spend
your incarceration time like everyone else: working out in the yard and avoiding the showers
as much as possible. But rob it in another and you’ll be sentenced
to ten years of mind-bending insanity. See, sometimes prison is weird. Like, really weird. Here are ten of the weirdest places to do
time. 10. The ‘Holiday Prison’ (Norway) If you’re going to do time, for the love
of God do it in Bastoy. With almost no security and ample leisure
facilities, you’d be forgiven for thinking this remote Norwegian prison was a holiday
centre. But you’d be wrong: Bastoy houses murderers,
rapists and all sorts of nasty-ass people you don’t want to imagine having a good
time. Yet rooms come complete with writing desks
and flat-screen TVs; the windows are bar less; and professional cookery courses are available
in the ‘prison’ kitchens. Huh. Justice in Norway sure seems to lack – how
shall we put this – justice. To be fair, there’s a lot of reasoning behind
this. Bastoy is reserved for bad dudes who are showing
promise with rehabilitation. The idea is to bring them here and give them
responsibilities that will ease them back into the real world. And part of that involves them looking after
baby cows. You read that right: in Norway, killers are
given adorable animals to look after. Weirdest of all: it really works. Bastoy has the lowest reoffending rate in
the whole of Europe. 9. The ‘Dark Knight Rises’ Prison (Rwanda) Remember the prison Bane chucked Batman in
halfway through Dark Knight Rises; the one that was basically hell on Earth? Well, meet its real-life equivalent. Gitarama City Prison in Rwanda is little more
than a dusty hole in the ground. Unfortunately, that hole is currently filled
to over 20 times its intended capacity. The result has been all sorts of indescribable
misery. Mass infections routinely break out and starvation
is not uncommon. There have even been reports of inmates cannibalising
each other to stay alive – and that’s before we move on to the general conditions:
standing room only, human waste covering on the floor and inmates limbs actively decaying
on their bodies. If there’s one place on Earth you don’t
want to be, it’s here. 8. The Custom-Built Prison (Pitcairn Islands) The Pitcairn Islands are an infinitely remote
chain of islands in the empty wastes of the Pacific, inhabited by as few as 60 people. In 2004, it was revealed that one in ten of
the islanders had been engaging in some seriously unpleasant activities with underage girls
– and justice immediately realized it was stuck. See, Pitcairn doesn’t really have a judiciary. The inhabitants are descendants of the Bounty
mutineers, and no-one was sure whose jurisdiction the islands came under. Eventually Britain stepped up and agreed to
prosecute, at which point it became apparent that Pitcairn had nothing resembling a prison
and they’d have to build one. So in 2006, the UK flew out a bunch of contractors
and jailers – who then had to build a prison from scratch, incarcerate ten percent of the
islanders and then guard them until they were released a few years later. Currently the islanders plan to turn the now-empty
prison into a café or boat club, a move which kinda seems to lack foresight. 7. The Prison with its own Golf Course Louisiana State Penitentiary is, by and large,
an unremarkable place to serve time. It’s violent, has the chair and the history
is brutal. However, it also manages to chuck something
the inmates’ way that most prisons would never dream of: a freakin’ golf course. No joke: LSP is probably the only maximum
security prison on Earth with a custom-built golf course, and that’s not all inmates
get. The building has its own radio station, printing
press, TV studio and airstrip. Basically, it’s like a goddamn fully-functioning
city, only one absolutely crawling with violent criminals. In other words, it’s sort of like future
New York in Escape from New York. Only with more golf. 6. The Prison with its own Mental Disorder Imagine a prison so inhuman, so psychologically
brutal in its treatment of prisoners that it has its own syndrome named after it. Now, where do you think such a disturbing
place could possibly exist? Somewhere like Russia? Syria? Iraq? Try the United States. Pelican Bay State Prison is notorious for
its solitary confinement section (SHU) – where prisoners are denied contact for 22 hours
a day, kept under fluorescent lights away from the sun and only exposed to exercise
once a week. The results, as you might expect, aren’t
pretty. Prisoners often suffer from SHU-syndrome;
a condition that’s said to resemble PTSD – which you might recognize as something
usually found in combat veterans and survivors of disasters. So remember kids: if you’re gonna get illegally
drunk and steal a traffic cone, just make sure you’re not in Pelican Bay’s jurisdiction
when you do so. 5. The ‘Two-Man’ Prison Sark is a tiny island between the UK and France. The population is less than 600 and it was
the last place in Europe to drop the feudal system in favor of democracy – ushering
in elections for the first time in 2008. And it has exactly the sort of weird, eccentric
prison you’d expect from a semi-empty British outpost stuck in the past. For one thing, it looks like a public toilet. For another, it’s tiny – as in microscopic;
as in comedy-prison size. The one place on the island to put drunks
and it’s only capable of holding a maximum of two people. That officially makes it both the world’s
smallest and stupidest prison. Congratulations, Sark. 4. The ‘Hilariously Corrupt’ Mexican Prisons Mexican prisons are notorious for their overcrowding
and brutality. However, that’s only one side of the story. The other is that Mexicans have the most-comfortable
prisons on Earth, thanks to the often-hilarious levels of corruption afflicting the system. In July 2011, officials discovered a secret
lottery being run among prisoners in Sonora State to ‘win’ a luxury cell with its
own fridge, TV, DVD player and air conditioner. As bizarre as this is, it has nothing on what
a surprise inspection uncovered in an Acapulco prison. According to the BBC, officials unearthed
(and we quote): “100 plasma televisions, 19 prostitutes, 2 sacks of marijuana and 100
cockerels for cockfighting.” 3. The Naked Prison There’s nothing funny about an enforced
stint in Chikurubi Prison – Robert Mugabe’s notorious hell-hole on the outskirts of Harare. Here, disease, filth and violence are endemic;
the temperature often drops as low as zero degrees and prisoners have been known to suffer
up to two years without sunlight. However, none of that compares to the strangest
aspect of all: new prisoners are often required to spend over a year completely naked. Seriously: Kevin Woods, Michael Smith and
Philip Conjwayo were incarcerated in 1988. For the first eighteen months, they were forced
to do everything butt-naked. Even when the temperature dropped below freezing
they were denied blankets or even a rag to wrap themselves in. How or why they eventually got clothes is
a mystery, but if there’s anything worse than spending one and a half years naked in
a violent African jail, we’ve yet to hear it. 2. The ‘Glory Hole’ Prison Like most African prisons, Mpimba Prison in
Burundi is an unpleasant place. People are detained there indefinitely, children
are born and die between its walls and abuse and harassment are terrifyingly common. In the middle of all this decadence sits one
of the strangest barriers in existence. Originally designed to keep the male and female
prisoners separate, the wall running through the middle of the prison has since been cut
full of holes. The idea is that the prisoners line up either
side and – how shall we say this – release their tension through the wall. The outcome is a disturbingly-high rate of
pregnancy among the female population. Yet guards do nothing to discourage the practice,
even using the wall themselves sometimes. So yeah: it’s a functioning glory hole,
right there in the middle of one of the most-overcrowded prisons in existence. 1. The Pirate Paradise The Republic of Seychelles is one of the smallest
nations on Earth, a tiny island paradise off the coast of Africa. Most of its money comes from tourism, as Russian
oligarchs and powerful stockbrokers’ fork out up to $4,500 a night to stay in the island’s
villas. However, the republic is also home to a special
‘pirate prison’ built exclusively to detain Somali pirates. In banana groves and on benches, some of the
world’s most-violent hijackers spend their day’s idly sunbathing and awaiting trial. According to one BBC correspondent who visited,
the place is basically a paradise – with the captured Somali’s getting a free extended
vacation on an island most of us can’t even afford to think of visiting. So there you have it: if you want to spend
three months lounging around in one of the most-beautiful places on Earth, all you gotta
do is become a
pirate first.

100 Comments

  1. Alberts stuff December 7, 2019 at 2:39 am

    I'm English and can't tell where he's from, posh part of London maybe? 🤔

  2. Bruce Lucas Jr December 7, 2019 at 2:43 am

    5 people were rejected at glory holes

  3. Joshua Hunt December 7, 2019 at 2:45 am

    Please tell me Norway’s prisons for less horrible crimes are also built with rehabilitation in mind.

  4. Yung Scantless December 7, 2019 at 2:46 am

    Yeah that "airstrip" is for helicopters to pick up people that have been stabbed so they don't bleed out in an ambulance lol

  5. Alex Kosanke December 7, 2019 at 2:52 am

    Wow. Pirate time lol.
    Love this channel

  6. ACGreyhound04 December 7, 2019 at 2:53 am

    To be fair, living in Rwanda is essentially like living in prison even if you haven’t committed any crime.

  7. Cody Burtch December 7, 2019 at 2:59 am

    I'd use the gloryhole prison but wrap my Willy alot .

  8. Gary Green December 7, 2019 at 3:02 am

    Slight error you made about the Pitcairn Island prison. The UK did not send out prison officers. It was run by the NZ department of corrections. Also nobody flew there. They had to go by boat

  9. tom6294 December 7, 2019 at 3:07 am

    I visited the Gitarama prison about 2005 to interview witnesses for the International Criminal Tribunal for Rwanda. I never got inside but it obviously was a hell hole. While I was there, it was visiting hours. There were two sets of benches lined up about five feet apart. The visitors were on one side and the inmates on the other. The visitors were bringing food for the inmates. The visits were overseen by a bunch of trusties, a bunch of well fed big guys in clean, starched prison uniforms with clubs. My client at the tribunal was incarcerated in a UN detention facility and he sent CARE packages to his brother in Gitarama. Awful doesn't cover it.

  10. H Sunset December 7, 2019 at 3:11 am

    Pelican Bay with it’s limited human contact and SHU syndrome isn’t for minor, or even local crimes. It’s a supermax facility that awaits men from other prisons whose behavior in prison is extremely bad.

  11. William Jefferson Clinton December 7, 2019 at 3:20 am

    My wife's basement.

  12. G.G. Reilly December 7, 2019 at 3:20 am

    I knew a guy got sent to Pelican, he watched 26 people die in 3 years.

  13. A. Williams December 7, 2019 at 3:21 am

    Nothing like making it seem like Angolas golf course is for the prisoners. When in reality every guard that works there lives within the outside perimeter, hence why it's like a city. Only time the prisoners are on the course are those that are the caretakers.

  14. Peter Croves December 7, 2019 at 3:25 am

    UG

  15. Stephanie Elizabeth Mann December 7, 2019 at 3:26 am

    A number of great places for me to avoid.

  16. Jason Wood December 7, 2019 at 3:33 am

    Pitcairn islands are famous for being the most isolated in the world… guess thats why I never heard about the oh-so-typical politician predator ring.

    When I take over the world it's chop chop for all predators. Bar none.

  17. sleePerCore December 7, 2019 at 3:48 am

    Alright, how many channels are you gonna have bro? Disney bout to buy you out!

  18. Kyle Douty December 7, 2019 at 3:55 am

    Ah the messy, confusing, and contradictory world of "crime" and "punishment."

    I'd like to say something like LOL here, but our prison system here in the US is about as corrupt and far from true rehabilitation as anyone could imagine. There's nothing compared to quotas and dollar bills that can truly drive a penal system.

    Cheers to privatised prisons!

  19. CityinFlames December 7, 2019 at 4:13 am

    Its funny only in USA would you get raped in the showers in Canada the showers are seprated like a normal typical bathroom no one is in one big group showering from my experience

  20. Jim Brewer December 7, 2019 at 4:15 am

    Pelican Bay SP is part of the California state prison system and nobody is sentenced straight to PB, they have to "earn"their way there by being discipline problems in the other progressively more restrictive prisons and have been proven to be extreme management problems at each of them. The inmates are almost exclusively gang members who have found ways to carry out their gang's criminal activities by exploiting weaknesses in the intelligence units of less restrictive institutions. They are then sent to PB SP, the most restrictive prison in California where they are held incommunicado for the duration of their sentence.
    Don't feel sorry for these people! They've earned what they've gotten themselves into, nobody else put them there!
    Let them reap what they've sown!

  21. Dern Vader December 7, 2019 at 4:21 am

    Anywhere in California is Pelican Bay's jurisdiction. Currently its being used to sequester the gang shot-callers and top members mostly. The worst of the worst as it were. Unless you're part of MS13 and killed someone, its unlikely you will go there even if you're sentenced to prison in Cali. You will however go to San Quentin if you're chosen, its one of the only 3 classification prisons in Cali, the other 2 are in Southern Cali… and who wouldn't say San Quentin isn't a blast?!

  22. Dern Vader December 7, 2019 at 4:26 am

    6:25 That one white guy be like 'Fuuuuuh…….'

  23. Ganieda Morgan December 7, 2019 at 4:31 am

    Simon, do you ever sleep?👀

  24. Resident Evil December 7, 2019 at 4:38 am

    U.S. has MORE prisoners because they have a actual functioning judicial system… Most countries don't even bring charges because THEY don't have the infrastructure or even qualified judges & lawyers…

  25. Robert Dawson December 7, 2019 at 4:43 am

    SHU: Security Housing Unit. Built for incarcerating gang leaders and the most dangerously violent of Offenders. i.e. the worst of the worst of California’s inmates. It takes a bad criminal history to get locked up in a SHU

  26. Muteteli Harvey December 7, 2019 at 4:49 am

    It's called an oubliette!

  27. The Fallen One December 7, 2019 at 4:50 am

    I could have sworn you already did this list. I feel like I've seen it before. Did another channel make the same list, is this a re-post, or am I just losing my mind?

  28. allan Bell December 7, 2019 at 4:52 am

    THAT'S ONE SAD PRISON? IT'S KIND OF TRUE THE ARE SAVAGES IN RAWADA? UNCIVILIZED IS NOT EVEN A WORD, THE PLACE IS HELL, WITHOUT FIRE YOU CAN'T SEE BUT FEEL? THESE PEOPLE TREAT PEOPLE LESS THA ANIMIAL.

  29. Thomas Moeller December 7, 2019 at 4:54 am

    Maybe Trump* and co should petition to serve their time in LSP. At least Trump* can still play golf. What's the penalty for cheating at golf in a prison?

  30. Paul Roberts December 7, 2019 at 4:54 am

    The white dudes in the Naked prison… Three times the punishment. 1) loosing your freedom, 2) being exposed to the weather day and night, and 3) having your white guy junk on display to a thousand black guys laughing coz they are packing so much more.

  31. James Gretsch December 7, 2019 at 5:02 am

    Naked prison. Sounds gay.

  32. James Gretsch December 7, 2019 at 5:02 am

    Glory hole prison. Well we know what that sounds like.

  33. Cerberus 7.62 December 7, 2019 at 5:13 am

    The Federal, former Ferndale prison now the Mission Institution , in British Columbia, has a Golf Course as well as a Cattle Penning ranch, and sports fields. inmates are murders as well other violent offenders. Is located in a residential area and does not even close the gates.

  34. Y O December 7, 2019 at 5:21 am

    Naked prison… two words I would never want to encounter

  35. Bear Nunnemaker December 7, 2019 at 6:00 am

    Sweet!! I'm gonna save to get an airplane ticket and go to Seachelles Island. Then rent a boat and try to plunder and loot!

  36. Mama Pink December 7, 2019 at 6:41 am

    Wow, I have a whole new image of 3 hots and a cot for a couple of those prisons.

  37. You hustlin me boi? December 7, 2019 at 6:42 am

    1:54 ……….I'm sorry what? ? ?

  38. Wetrock December 7, 2019 at 6:45 am

    The start of your presentation is too abrupt and the sound level too high: GOING to prison… . I always jump on my chair when that happens. Ease in your voice in the beginning, it makes it more agreeable to listen to your interesting comments. Thank you!

  39. You hustlin me boi? December 7, 2019 at 6:49 am

    I Like how you put the naked prison right before the glory hole prison.

  40. Timothy Neiswander December 7, 2019 at 7:04 am

    22 hours of solitary confinement sounds like a wonderful vacation of course ruined by the 2 hours of human interaction.

  41. Justin Beaird December 7, 2019 at 7:07 am

    I watched all your videos, now I need more.

  42. Ursa Ursae December 7, 2019 at 8:30 am

    Thought this was just another rewind from YouTube until I saw it was Simon

  43. Chris Russell December 7, 2019 at 9:51 am

    "kiosque a pain"

     how apt…

  44. AliveC4T December 7, 2019 at 10:43 am

    Glory hole prison? Well… damn.

  45. nissan1580sx December 7, 2019 at 10:53 am

    don't drop the soap homie

  46. Zig Zag December 7, 2019 at 10:58 am

    No. 1 : b

  47. Stella David December 7, 2019 at 11:16 am

    ☺️love your videos!

  48. Rick C December 7, 2019 at 11:20 am

    Dammit, South Park! Every time anyone says "Somalian pirate"…

  49. ..che'bastard.. December 7, 2019 at 11:47 am

    I really love that you kick off your videos right away and don't unnecessarily stretch them past the 10 minute mark, like some other channels. Just saying.

  50. Rob Adams December 7, 2019 at 11:50 am

    What a topic

  51. William Allwood December 7, 2019 at 11:51 am

    Bastoy wasn't always that nice though. I'd recommend the film King of Devil's Island if anyone wants to know why not

  52. KOLMEKAKKONE December 7, 2019 at 12:04 pm

    Number 11: Australia

  53. Chaz Brand December 7, 2019 at 12:09 pm

    Norway treats their prisoners like victims.

  54. _ Schmeaty _ December 7, 2019 at 12:29 pm

    Yeah 18 naked cowboys inmates in the showers at ram ranch naked prison

  55. DenseAlloy December 7, 2019 at 12:33 pm

    I got to stay in the Seychelles for 5 days and it is truly amazing. It may be the most beautiful place on earth. If you ever get a chance to go…. do it!

  56. Danny max December 7, 2019 at 1:43 pm

    I'm from the UK but i am pretty sure that the SHU (Special Housing Unit) is a term used in many US prisons for solitary. If there's a syndrome named after that then why would it only apply to inmates at Pelican Bay?

  57. Vee Dragon December 7, 2019 at 1:51 pm

    there's a neat podcast about pitcairn

  58. Adam Mangler December 7, 2019 at 1:57 pm

    Those Mexican prisons sound very like the Debtor's prisons of yesteryear. It just depended on how much money you could bring in to bribe prison staff. Some did buy their way out of course :0)

  59. Catseye189 December 7, 2019 at 2:39 pm

    It's a pirate's life!

  60. Chris Nemec December 7, 2019 at 3:14 pm

    Re: #5: That is the smallest official prison. However, there is one unofficial prison that's even smaller. There is a small unincorporated town in Texas whose population is around 40 people. The prison there is an old telephone booth from the 1970's that the town converted into its prison by surrounding it with chicken wire. It holds only one person.

  61. scott moore December 7, 2019 at 3:16 pm

    Pelican bay is a federal prison if I remember correctly.

  62. Axel December 7, 2019 at 3:27 pm

    Temperatures below freezing in Harare? That's in the tropics and the minimum temperature in July (the coldest month) is 6,3°C or 43°F

  63. writerpatrick December 7, 2019 at 5:59 pm

    There is normally a range of prisons from minimum security to maximum security. It's usually based on the type of crime one has commited. Many prisoners with just a few months left on their sentences are often moved to minimum security prisons to help them re-acclimate to civilian life. There's a low chance that they'll escape with such a short time left.

  64. Timberwolf Powler December 7, 2019 at 5:59 pm

    US  Rehabilitating Offenders into gang members one terrorized soul at a time.

  65. Kathryn Ashworth December 7, 2019 at 6:06 pm

    Whereas there was an open prison (minimum security) in the town where I grew up and there were constant rumours that the inmates would break out, go to the local off license (liquor store) and break back in. We even had occasional inmates doing building/landscaping work at my primary school. They even run a greengrocers using the produce from the prison farm. It’s now a bit of an arse to get to from where I live now, but I have bought stuff from there before.

  66. Chrono Wolf December 7, 2019 at 6:09 pm

    So this is a list of the 5 best and 5 worst prisons in the world?

  67. James Gray December 7, 2019 at 6:13 pm

    Prisoners have no rights

  68. L. J. Perreira December 7, 2019 at 6:49 pm

    "If you're going to get illegally drunk and steal a traffic cone, make sure you're not in Pelican Bay's jurisdiction when you do so." That is NOT why an inmate is sent to Pelican Bay. An inmate is sent to a high/max level prison because he has a violent criminal history. Additionally, an inmate is sent to SHU because he has assaulted a Correctional Officer or another inmate, been caught with drugs or weapons while in the general population, has requested protective custody, or is a real threat to himself or others. Think of SHU as a jail within the prison. And believe it or not, some inmates prefer SHU to gen. pop.

  69. G H December 7, 2019 at 7:35 pm

    I like your vids, but I’d recommend a bit more research lest you appear uninformed. Pelican Bay has a purpose. It’s not for people who steal traffic cones or or other minor crimes. It’s not even for most felons. PB houses the most violent felons who cannot be put in other prisons because of the propensity for their victimizing OTHER inmates. Your traffic cone comment suggests a certain bias and devalues your content to the level of other YouTube pulp. Take the input for what it’s worth…

  70. Andrew Cary sr December 7, 2019 at 8:06 pm

    This video is just recycled from other top tens before.

  71. Jane Ann December 7, 2019 at 8:33 pm

    Wow this is heart breaking.

  72. Mark Matthews December 7, 2019 at 9:44 pm

    I was in Pelican Bay SHU & it sux!#!

  73. Eek-A-Mouse Fan December 7, 2019 at 10:18 pm

    Do 10 Awkward Stories in the Koran.

  74. smadge1 December 7, 2019 at 10:59 pm

    Check the El Helicoide Prison in Caracas, Venezuela, it’s pretty horrible

  75. oopsimdead December 7, 2019 at 11:03 pm

    i love that there is a prison full of glory holes. that's just too damn funny to me. makes sense. but still funny

  76. Scorched Earth December 7, 2019 at 11:17 pm

    Why would you torture a prisoner into going completely mad? At some point they're going to leave that place, and then what? They're angry AND nuts now. Leaders of the free world indeed.

  77. Richard Browne December 8, 2019 at 12:33 am

    I think it's safer if I stay home!

  78. Thaddeus Lehman December 8, 2019 at 12:46 am

    Rule 2 don't use the prison glory hole

  79. Eric Hernandez December 8, 2019 at 1:14 am

    There’s no such thing as pelican bay’s jurisdictions.. it doesn’t work that way

  80. Andrew Morris December 8, 2019 at 1:16 am

    I'd send first time gang violence offenders into the military. The guys bigger and stronger and smarter enforcing the discipline and making them useful to society. Besides, in a city near where I live the chance of a young black male dying is higher than in the Army.

  81. craig leigh December 8, 2019 at 1:51 am

    A video on the long lost ice cutting industry please.

  82. Stroke It December 8, 2019 at 1:59 am

    What's a pirate's favorite instrument?
    Guitarrrrrrrrrrr!!!

  83. Ant Francis December 8, 2019 at 2:05 am

    I really wanted to see a womens prison. Shame on my expectations.

  84. annakeye December 8, 2019 at 2:12 am

    You do know Simon, that Somaliland and Somalia are not the same place, don't you?

  85. Kevin McMahon December 8, 2019 at 2:15 am

    I heard of a German guy who was caught with some hashish in the Maldives. Sentenced to a tropical island he found a girl, fell in love and when his term was over, he stayed there. "Its a paradise", he said.

  86. Scott Lindrum December 8, 2019 at 2:42 am

    I cant help but notice that in Rwanda they seem to lock up alot of poor innocent colored folks.
    That's prejudice.

  87. Scott Lindrum December 8, 2019 at 2:49 am

    The U.S. should invade Mexico and every state down to Pannama.
    All prisoners, government officials, military's, and 80% of the population of peoples should be purged.

  88. Alexander Canella December 8, 2019 at 2:56 am

    The inmates do not get to play on the golf course. Some get to maintain it but that's it.

  89. Jason Anderson December 8, 2019 at 3:11 am

    If it was a women's prison well…

  90. Robert Mosher December 8, 2019 at 3:47 am

    I used to work at the Indiana State Prison which was also the most violent prison in the Midwest at the time. It houses Indiana's death row and a segregation cell house. It also has it's very own minature golf course.

  91. Robert Goff December 8, 2019 at 3:51 am

    "Justice in Norway sometimes seems to lack a bit of – justice." But "…it really works." It's interesting how often things that "really work" are ignored because of "common sense."

  92. Picketty Witch December 8, 2019 at 4:06 am

    🎼itsa pirates life for me…

  93. Prof2You Smithe December 8, 2019 at 5:02 am

    All I can say is……………………………………..you guessed it.

    GGGGgggggaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrr me maties!!!!

  94. OneWingedGamer96 December 8, 2019 at 5:16 am

    Dude Norway's awesome!

  95. Skeets McGrew December 8, 2019 at 5:20 am

    Ah yes, prison. The most twisted form of revenge ever conceived. And then SHU is like revenge for people who aren't getting revenged hard enough. At some point we should probably drop pretense and start executing people in solitary. I would rather be dead and I'm sure many of them agree

  96. Patrick Forget December 8, 2019 at 5:37 am

    Prison isn't supposed to be a picnic there sent there to do their time I step out of line what do you want him to do tickle their balls with a feather I'll look at it this way if you want to be a jackass you get sent to the shoe you deserve every damn thing you get I have zero tolerance 4 s*** like that feeling sad for prisoners oh don't you just feel so sad because they're having a mental problem well it seems like they had a mental problem before they got their don't you think cuz nobody in their f**** right mind goes out and Rob's steals holds up Bank rapes little kids sorry I have zero compassion for prisoners sorry they pick the do wrong so you really want me to feel sorry for him okay I feel sorry that we don't put more of the bastards to death

  97. Rholr December 8, 2019 at 6:05 am

    What about the prison Pablo Escobar built ?

  98. Kenneth Besig December 8, 2019 at 7:19 am

    It is very tough in jails outside the First World, in the Third World no one even cares if you live or die.

  99. Nick Ohara December 8, 2019 at 7:27 am

    Mmmmm ok ive made my decision,ill take the gloryhole prison please 🤣🤣🤣

  100. Dane Butynski December 8, 2019 at 8:41 am

    After 5 minutes and 52 seconds into this video I can't stop laughing cuz that list is the funniest thing ever heard

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